eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

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rats-in-the-walls:

hoganddice:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

You don ‘t just sit in your home without wearing a steel gorget and full body armour and expect not to get decapitated.That’s just irresponsible behaviour.

In the case of a real decapitation, the male body has ways of shutting it down.

rats-in-the-walls:

hoganddice:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

You don ‘t just sit in your home without wearing a steel gorget and full body armour and expect not to get decapitated.
That’s just irresponsible behaviour.

In the case of a real decapitation, the male body has ways of shutting it down.

(Source: suzziepsyche)

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collababortion:

kittydoom:

salon:

We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture.

Amazingly, not The Onion:

“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”

I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION

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1. The criminal must be someone mentioned in the early part of the story, but must not be anyone whose thoughts the reader has been allowed to follow.
2. All supernaural or preternatural agencies are ruled out as a matter of course.
3. Not more than one secret room or passage is allowable.
4. No hitherto undiscovered poisons may be used, nor any appliance which will need a long scientific explanation at the end.
6. No accident must ever help the detective, nor must he ever have an unaccountable intuition which proves to be right.
7. The detective must not himself commit the crime.
8. The detective must not light on any clues which are not instantly produced for the inspection of the reader.
9. The stupid friend of the detective, the Watson, must not conceal any thoughts which pass through his mind; his intelligence must be slightly, but very slightly, below that of the average reader.
10. Twin brothers, and doubles generally, must not appear unless we have been duly prepared for them.
Father Knox’s ten rules for writing a mystery, 1929. (The racist one is taken out)

(Source: the-right-writing)

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wait i can explain

wait i can explain

(Source: awwww-cute)

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heliolisk:

so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them

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fuckyeahbassguitars:

Fender plexiglass P-bass from 1989.

fuckyeahbassguitars:

Fender plexiglass P-bass from 1989.

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did-you-kno:

Palcohol is a controversial powdered alcohol product designed to convert to liquid vodka or rum by just adding water. Source

did-you-kno:

Palcohol is a controversial powdered alcohol product designed to convert to liquid vodka or rum by just adding water. Source

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